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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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