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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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