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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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