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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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