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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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