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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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