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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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