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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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