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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮
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