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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗
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