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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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