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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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