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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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