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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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