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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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