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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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