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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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