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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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