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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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