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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯
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