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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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