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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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