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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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