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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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