Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.