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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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