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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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