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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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