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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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