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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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