Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.