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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃
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