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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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