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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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