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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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