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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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