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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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