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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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