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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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