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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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