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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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