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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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