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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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