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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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