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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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