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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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