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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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