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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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