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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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