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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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