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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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