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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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