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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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