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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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