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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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